Dumduck

Dumduck is a bit of a flapper, but this is one duck that is never going to fly high.

As the leader of the Scottish Pukiemon Executive he has basically been employed beyond the limit of his capabilities. He spends his time wandering around with a permanent look of bemusement on his face.

It is as if he cannot understand quite what he is doing here. He really shouldn't worry too much, nobody else can understand what he is doing here either.

Dumduck bends all of his not so vast intellect to making policy decisions. This means that these policies usually end up looking like they have been devised by a paranoid green duck, which of course is exactly what Dumduck is. For all of his faults one has to feel sorry for Dumduck, after all he is surrounded by Pukiemons that are equally as ineffective as he is, and they are all after his job.

Dumduck is likely to end up running out of money and ideas before his term has finished. This is a shame because the quality of life for Scottish Pukiemons is already quite low. It is about to get much lower.

With a bit of luck, someone will sell Dumduck to a chinese restaurant where he can actually fulfil his real vocation in life as a crispy roast duck.