Fatlard

Fatlard is, in theory, the second most powerful in the Pukiemon government after Gringit. If anything untoward were to happen to the mighty leader, Fatlard would be next in line to take over the running of the government.

Thankfully this is really just an exercise in damage limitation, aimed at keeping him from doing more harm if he was left to his own devices. Pewkatchoo help us if he were ever really to take charge.

Truth to tell, Fatlard is the stupidest and rudest of all the Pukiemons. Given to sneering and ridiculing other Pukiemons, he is also so lazy that he has to be carried everywhere he goes.

Fatlard has been given several jobs to do in the Pukiemon government, but he has made a total mess of every one. For example, he was responsible for Pukiemon transport but did so little that the whole transport network collapsed and another pukiemon had to be appointed under him to "help out".

Fatlard is a rather uncultured and uncouth Pukiemon. He will sit and make rude noises all day long, stopping only long enough to fill his belly with enough food to feed a legion of Pukiemons.

He is known to love horses and keeps a couple for his own private use. Because of this he has been dubbed "2 nags fatlard".

He is at his most useful when he is employed as a doorstop to keep the draft out. Which is quite poetic given that he is a big bag of wind himself.