Samlett

The best thing that can be said about Samlett is that he is a political survivor.

No matter what sort of mess he makes of things he manages to get away with it.

As the minister of education in the Scottish Pukiemon Executive, he made a total mess of things and yet still managed to hang on to his job.

He is an incredibly dour creature is our Samlett, with all the humour and personality of a half eaten piece of mouldy haggis. But then, several thousand Scottish Pukiemon students think that he doesn't have anything to smile about. They certainly don't.

Samlett is a real no hoper. He takes absolutely no responsibilty for his actions, or lack of action as the case may be, choosing to hide behind the phrase "It wisnae me!" whenever anything goes wrong.

He has been known to be economical with the truth and is totally out of touch with reality.

When he is not slinking behind his desk at the Puikiemon Executive, Samlett is believed to live in a hole in the ground and only comes out when he wants to trip someone up.